DANGER AROUND EVERY CORNER

If you’ve been mining for diamonds for months and don’t know about the Tricky Trials Update, then good news! Today you can join me on a journey not only to meet two of the mobs from this update, but to (hopefully) interview them as well! My Editor said I was foolish to even attempt a feat like this, but I said: pah! Compared to an ominous trial, what’s a little interview with hostile mobs? In a structure where lots of other hostile mobs spawn?

They then said something along the lines of “it’s your inventory” and walked away ominously eating a cookie. Oh well, more time for me to chat with the stars of the article! 

Unfortunately, unlike when I interviewed the musicians that composed our  Tricky Trials soundtrack, these two mobs were far less interested in talking to me, and much more interested in making me drop all of my inventory. Despite multiple attempts – including calling into the trial chambers at different times of day (perhaps they were just about to have their dinner?)